Now I know how I'm going to torture all my friends this Christmas. Send them a daily Christmas shopping countdown on those final 10 days before Christmas. They will hate me, most assuredly. But, I will piss myself from laughter each and every one of those 10 days. I can't help it. You see, I can be a wicked bastard sometimes. And, well hell... Santa's not stopped at my home for the past 15 years. That's right! I've not received a Christmas present from anyone in the past 15 years, although I've always given them to others. It's called, "We only want you when we need something from you. Otherwise, you're just a waste of space."